Why NOT to Have a Turtle

So, my husband wanted a tanking pet for his leveling hunter, and he finally decided on a turtle.  While bears are nice and fluffy, they just don’t have the personality of a turtle charging down your enemies.  Timmy the Turtle has become a household name.  I get updates on Timmy’s leveling (rarely on Nor’s progress… the hunter attached to Timmy), his current health, his current armor, and all kinds of information it is absolutely vital that I know.

And I agree that Timmy is awesome… yet, imagine if Timmy is meeting his nemesis… Gammerita perhaps.

He’d do his job of protecting the valiant hunter at least…..

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11 thoughts on “Why NOT to Have a Turtle

  1. You're probably ok as long as you keep him away from the tub. 🙂

    I had a little turtle.
    His name was Tiny Tim.
    I put him in the bathtub
    to see if he could swim.
    He drank up all the water.
    He ate up all the soap.
    And now he's sick in bed
    with a bubble in his throat.
    Bubble, Bubble, Bubble,
    Bubble, Bubble, Bubble,
    Bubble, Bubble, Bubble,
    Bubble, Bubble, Pop!

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